"and she's one freak bitch, ain't no lie"

Birthday dinner entree. Rack ‘o lamb. Mmmmm

Birthday din din appetizer. Mussels.

my mom (said when we were out for my birthday dinner and we saw my dad wandering aimlessly back from the restroom, unable to find our table)

Birthday lunch. Shrimp and grits.

Charleston, SC for the weekend! 

I like that when the clock struck midnight today, the anniversary of my birth, that a huge pimple on my chin finally dissipated.  That’s gotta be a good sign for things to come.

moviesinframes:

Sleepless in Seattle, 1993 (dir. Nora Ephron)

I don’t care who knows it.  This is one of my top ten favorite movies.

Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland.

(Submitted by: Alanna)

(via quote-book)

Ernest Hemingway (via quote-book)

pocket-dialing someone you dont know that well and having them hear you walk around the office talking to yourself for almost three minutes

Oh Leighton.  No no no no no no nooooooo.

redpajamas:

bone-zone:

livejamie:

This website transforms your name into something epic. I am “Captain Jamiehawk: The Arch-friend”

I am “Doctor Tara Lincolnlor: The Bombastic.”

This is how I shall be signing documents from here to eternity.

The first time I tried it I got something with the word “Behemoth” and I didn’t like it so I tried it again and I got “Baronness Eringon The Vanquisher: Gaseous Cloud Ghost Guardian of Killer Angels and Some Dangerous Flying Insects.”

Bolded the accurate part.

Contessa Alex Caldwellhawk, The Ultimate — Righteous Sage of the Abyss.

(This will now be my email signature at work)

GPOYW: I got these glasses two years ago and barely wore them because the prescription was entirely too strong. Now they are perfect.I’m getting old fast.

WANT

Rita Rudner